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FIRST SALE!!

We have now had our first sale! We have successfully recieved and completed the production of Luke's Speedo Joel inspired Long John's. The buisness is booming!

Speedo Joel image 2 be used on the front of the T-shirts! (but of obviously better quality, this is jsut a crap-ass picture)

Speedo Joel Mechandise Update!

OK, we are going 2 make a shirt, and put a pic of it up here soon so everyone can see what they are purchasing, but it may take a while, so bear with us here!
Luke, on your request 2 have it be put on your long johns, (a VERY fashionable piece of clothing might i add - haha :P) yes i suppose we could do that, and the shirt we can do as well. Where do you want the pic of speedo joel to be on the long johns? Oh, and do you want "hot stuff" on the back or not? $15 4 the long johns, $10 4 the shirt, that all good with u?
And 4 every1 else, don't hesitate 2 purchase a tee if you want one! Limited stocks at the moment, and running out fast! Ask Hannah or Beth 4 details!
blogging off,
Beth
(Speedo Joel partner merchandise manager)

Janeway the fag (clap clap)

Hey
everybody! Julia and Jacki r rite Speedo Joel marry me!!!! i'm not ur average stalker!!! Hey Janeway's son's r called Eden and Darcy!!! How gay! And everybody Lee-KEnergan has a Tuma! Sorry Hanus! Yeah i watched 110% Tony Squire and Stace and co. r on it!!! its so funni cause it was filmed right after basketball when she got scrapped by somebodies nail on the other team!!! Below her mouth!!! it was so funni....
And by the way KC! I saw Speedo Joel last night and i so don't have a bad love life, just cause you don't have n 1 goin 4 u, as i said b4 CUt THE CRAP!
Tschus!
Blogging Off,
Hanni

Hannah~!

Im sorry your love life is going so bad right now with speedo joel, but for the last time i do not like that guy! I dont know him, u dont know him, he is ugly, he does not talk, there is NO WAY IN HELL...get ovr it alreadi. If u get over it ill b allreadi ovr u and speeddo joel, k? plz?
luv ya, KC

wing woes

I want a claddagh ring

Cla-Cla Shiii

Hey guys this is jacki
arooooooooooba
this is the coolest website and yes we all love speedo-joel
but nobody as much as hannah, becoz she is his future bride.
lalala hi speedo-joel if u r reading this i say u should
marry hannah ahahaha. yes. yes. yes. julia is laughing i chortle
with her, chortle HUH! Hey stacey, ali D and her dad were on TV last night i was really suprised! YEH! (That was Julia) YEH! Chortle HUH!
Julia and Jacki both think that speedo-joel is very speedie
and gemmas favourite food is those vegemite biscuits
CURES THE MUNCHIES GEMMA!!!!
from Julia and Jacki

Cla-Cla Shiii

Hey guys this is jacki
arooooooooooba
this is the coolest website and yes we all love speedo-joel
but nobody as much as hannah, becoz she is his future bride.
lalala hi speedo-joel if u r reading this i say u should
marry hannah ahahaha. yes. yes. yes. julia is laughing i chortle
with her, chortle HUH! Hey stacey, ali D and her dad were on TV last night i was really suprised! YEH! (That was Julia) YEH! Chortle HUH!
Julia and Jacki both think that speedo-joel is very speedie
and gemmas favourite food is those vegemite biscuits
CURES THE MUNCHIES GEMMA!!!!
from Julia and Jacki

LETS TRY: OBSESSED?

OMG! u GUYS R SOOOO OBSESSED! LOL
has anyone other than mel, beth and han written on this speedo joel blobby thingo midgigeridooooooooooo. DONT BLAME ME FOR NOT SPELEING. oGOD how emberrisang i feele lik not speleing corectli. Ehe!
ne ways this is kc 'blogging off' as hannah put it....tata obsessers...

Speedo Joel grrrrr

Speedo Joel.... grrrrrrr
can't u b like all other guys??? like Luke? say something that comes from the heart!. stupid archaic...grrrr...old school...grrr anti-social!!

hi
bye

Speedo Joel Merchandise

OK, hey, here's an update on the Speedo Joel merchandies situation.
We are now selling T-SHIRTS!!

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
They are white, with the famous image of Speedo Joel on the front, underneath the words "Speedo Joel" and on the back it says "Hot Stuff".

HOW MUCH?
$10 for a shirt, but if you supply your own T-Shirt (white)it is only $5!

WHERE DO I GET ONE FROM?
If you go to Roseville you can contact Hannah or Beth for more info or to put your order in, and if you got to St. Stephens Church you can find Beth and ask her about it!

SOON TO COME....
Speedo Joel beanies and underwear coming soon!!

Speedo Joel Cheers!

Hey, hey, Hey guys!
Here r the SPEEDO JOEL cheers! Yay! Oh bi the way, Joel knows bout this website so, a big hi to Joel if he is reading this, u know him, catching up on his fan mail! :p Ok, so here r the cheers, made up bi the wonderful Han and Beth!

Cheer #1

Hey Joel, ur so fine
Ur so fine you blow mi mind
Hey Joel (clap clap clap clap)
Hey Joel (clap clap calp clap)

Cheer #2

Swimming down the swimming pool,
with his speedos on,
Joel is getting hotter
as the time drags on!
Speedo Joel!
Speedo Joel!

Cheer #3

Joel is tall and fine,
and he's got arms like mine,
and when he swims the pool,
the girls go "Woo, Woo, Woo!"
the girls go "Woo, Woo, Woo!"

this is speedo joels blog, how cool, im excited lets go party
update on wats happenin wif speedo joel merchandise!
u an buy a shirt, 10 dollars
thats all i think?
haha
peace out
mel

Speedo Joel's Future Bride

Speedo Joel's blogging on here,

HEy guys, i was just watchin Rove! 2 minutes at your house was so funny they visited this dude with long hair's house and he was like a medieval fighting dude and he met his girlfriend there, it was so funny!!!!?!!?!?!And i just came back from swimming, total bore since speedo joel wasn't there *sob*.My mum is havin a hissy fit (mrs dirks fav. word in yr 7 - all u ex green members will remeber it). So i gotta go! i thought i betta write a post cause no-1 else has and im kinda bored!

See ya lata

Bloggin Off,
Hannah